Saturday, 10 January 2015

President Percy vacates Temple Trees

EFT correspondent reporting from Biyagama.

It is reliably learnt that President Mahindra Percy has tactically withdrawn from Temple Trees due to a DPU mission led by Brigadier Siripala.

Stay tuned for further updates.

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Royal Baby name suggestions

Red Bird Kuttu
One Ball Shyam
Vambatu Puli
Prof Navindran Economy is Falling Down
Sevala Selva Please light a candle of sacrifice

Monday, 20 May 2013

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

EFT starts English Classes for Singhala Modayas in Malabe

First lesson: Catta satta on the matta Dadi naris on the table Regards EFT Special Correspondent reporting from Malabe

Monday, 16 January 2012

Sri Lankans accused of ball tampering

Watch this video, it is clear evidence of ball tampering by the Sri Lankans! Shameless Sri Lankans!

Happy Thai Pongal

Happy Thai Pongal everyone! May all your dreams and wishes come true!

Thursday, 12 January 2012

Sri Lanka wins the cricket world cup.........(in 1996)

In response to one of our reader's Pukkata Lanka comments about whats wrong with Sri Lanka cricket, here's the answer: we still think it is 1996.

The video tells it all.

Courtesy of (ripped off from) John Bala.