Sunday, 1 February 2009

Invading Thamil Eelam on 4th Feb: A Day Dream of Rajapakse!

Preparations are underway to celebrate Sri Lanka's 61st independence day by invading Tamil Eelam though EFT reliably learns. It has become paramountly difficult for the Sri Lanka Army. All hopes of a capture was put to a halt by the heroic forces of Thamil Eelam in Chalai as the SLA continuously suffered debacle after debacle trying to penetrate the LTTE defences. The coastal stretch which is covered by thick vegetation is providing nightmares for the CAS missions of SLAF.

During the last week alone 380 young boys and girls joined the LTTE to bolster its man power to defeat the invading Singala Army. It wont be much longer when the SLA will have to face the brunt of their youthful exuberance. Showing further solidarity with the LTTE 65,000 people gathered up at Millhill Lane, London to a protest organised by the Foreign wing of the LTTE yesterday. The Tamil dominated suburb of Eastham was a virtual ghost town yesterday where all business establishments were brought to a standstill exhibiting the world the unity of Tamils towards the cause of the LTTE. A few unpatriotic elements of Thamil Eelam has unsuccessfully tried to cross over to Sri Lankan territory and has met with severe consequences by the Tamil Eelam National Guard.

The LTTE suffered a severe blow this week as the Elephant Pass hero of the LTTE Colonel Bhanu was struck by a sharpnel in his left thigh. Although the nature of the wound was not fatal the prevailing diabetic condition of the Colonel has raised concerns of amputation. We would like to inform our readers that the best medical attention is being given to the war hero currently. Meanwhile Mr. Selvarasa Pathmanathan has been appointed as the head of the International Wing of the LTTE. His vast experience handling the back end of LTTE affairs will pave the way for a diplomatic assault on Sri Lanka. He will be given the task of resolving the current financial controversy faced by the European heads of the LTTE.

In Colombo it is relably learnt that Shanmugalingam Sivashankar alias Poddu Amman is being arranged to leave Sri Lanka after his information on the activities of the Tamil Diaspora has been verified by the intelligence sleuths of MOD. Pranab Mukherjee has given the much awaited nod from India during his visit last week.

EFT wishes to encourage the Tamil people to participate in the poll conducted at ellalanforce.blogspot.com as the results will be displayed on the 4th of February.

48 comments:

thiru said...

mahen, any info on the current fighting in PTK? there is reportedly heavy causalties to the SLA and the ltte has captured heavy weapons. Also, on another note ltte leaders still are very confident of a military victory and are saying that the SLA is going to suffer very high casualties in the near future due to their concentration in one area, this is also said to neutralize their air power as the fighting will be through close quarters. The ltte is still indicating that they will go on a massive offensive very soon.

Thoughtful Guy said...

yes thiru...Ealam is just around the corner...........
Dnt loose hope, keep on sending the ealam tax money..

:D

peter ponnaya said...

Mahen,

Thoge puken thawama cari berenawa yako, VP ubbe puke ariyada

pukama thama

velluprabhakaran said...

parents of dead ponna mahaveers ready with broom stcks to attack sla & attain peelam!

btw they're chained by imran punday cadres so that they cannot escape. ha ha ha!

Mahen said...

Showing further solidarity with the LTTE 65,000 people gathered up at Millhill Lane, London

Great news now VP has 65,000 chances for ass fucking.

னுல்லம் VP முருக

Mahen said...

Showing further solidarity with the LTTE 65,000 people gathered up at Millhill Lane, London

Great news now VP has 65,000 chances for ass fucking.

னுல்லம் VP முருக

CanSam said...

Mahen,

I am glad that Mr.Pathmanathan has finally given his approval to your report.
Congratulations..
Here is the question..You say
"..The LTTE suffered a severe blow this week as the Elephant Pass hero of the LTTE Colonel Bhanu was struck by a shrapnel in his left thigh. Although the nature of the wound was not fatal the prevailing diabetic condition of the Colonel has raised concerns of amputation. We would like to inform our readers that the best medical attention is being given to the war hero currently.."
So, he is not dead as you previously reported..
(Thank goodness. I was really worried. Imagine liberation war without Bhanu..)
However what does it make you..A liar or an idiot???
Keep up the good work. I can't think of a Sunday without your column..

Mahen said...

Nice Punnaku for Singala Modayas

Mahen said...

For your information

sk said...

Puran Appu said...

Ratmalane indala sahenna gilan rata yanawa.

February 1, 2009 10:48 PM




don't lie

hik hik

sk said...



every day defencewire like the other sinhala jokers on the internet make up stories to keep the fellow sinhala racists happy

'plane landing'

take off is from heaven

hik hik

in the meanwhile tamil tiger units are busy hunting the sorry lanka army

sk said...



rich & the ruling sinhala racists exploit the poor sinhala & send their sons to war

latest reports say many bodies on the way to the racist south

sinhala nation is brainwashed by the racists sinhala media & the racist government

buddha would cry if he lived today

Vibe said...

This month will be the end for the LTTE. Keep on dreaming about Peelam.

Lalith said...

Lalith's opinion poll.

Who will catch the Fat Pig

1 59
2 58
3 57
4 53
5 55
6 TF2
7 TF3
8 TF4
9 Other Division
10 Escape

Please make a selection in the Lalith's Opinion Poll.

I am collecting the names.

The winner will be annouced in two weeks.

Lalith said...

Situation as at 02-02-09

VP's pressure 167 122
VP's weight 136 KG

Aiyamperumal 01 KM
ALANKULAM 01 KM
Ampalavanpokkanai 01 KM
Chalai 00 KM 55 Captured on 25-01-09
Chilarattai 01 KM
Chu'ndikku'lam 00 KM - 55 Captured on 14-01-09
Chuthanthirapuram 01 KM
Dharmapuram 00 KM - 58 Captured on 13-01-09
IRANAIIRUPPAIKULAM 01 KM
IRANAMADU East 01 KM - 57 Captured on 15-01-09
Kaddaikadu 01 KM - 58 Captured on 15-01-09
KALAMADUKULAM 01 KM - 57 Captured on 17-01-09
KULAWEDDIDAL 01 KM - TF 2 Captured on 12-01-09
Kalmadukulam 01 KM
Ka'ndaava'lai 01 KM 58 Captured on 18-01-09
KARUPPADDAMURIPPU 01 KM
Keridattadu 00 KM - TF 4 Captured on 12-01-09
Kevil 00 KM - 53 Captured on 11-01-09
KULAWEDDIDAL 01 KM
Mamulai 01 KM
Marathampuval 01 KM
Masar 01 KM
Mullativu 00 KM - 59 Captured on 25-01-09
Murusamoddai 00 KM - 58 Captured on 12-01-09
Olumadu 01 KM
Palamattalan 01 KM
PALLEYADIRAKKAM 01 KM
PANDISUNDAN 01 KM
Periyakulam 01 KM
PIRAPPAVADDUVAN 01 KM - 59 Captured on 17-01-09
Pu'liyampokka'nai 01 KM - 58 Captured on 17-01-09
Puliyansekkaran 01 KM
Punnainiravi 01 KM
Puththukudirippu 01 KM
Ramanadhapuram 01 KM - 57 Captured on 16-01-09
Sinnaittimadu 01 KM - 57 Captured on 18-01-09
Tanniyuttu 00 KM - 59 Captured on 12-01-09
THADDAMODDAI 01 KM
Theravikulam 01 KM
Theravikulam 01 KM
Thonikal 01 KM
Udaiyaarkaddu 01 KM
Udayankattukulam 01 KM - TF 2 Captured on 17-01-09
Vaddakkachchi 00 KM - 58 Captured on 12-01-09
Vannankulam 01 KM
Vellamullivaikal 01 KM
Vellikandal 01 KM
Vishwamadu 01 KM - 58 Captured on 25-01-09

VP's Asshole ?? KM

Lalith said...

Situation as at 02-02-09

VP's pressure 167 122
VP's weight 136 KG

Aiyamperumal 01 KM
ALANKULAM 01 KM
Ampalavanpokkanai 01 KM
Chalai 00 KM 55 Captured on 25-01-09
Chilarattai 01 KM
Chu'ndikku'lam 00 KM - 55 Captured on 14-01-09
Chuthanthirapuram 01 KM
Dharmapuram 00 KM - 58 Captured on 13-01-09
IRANAIIRUPPAIKULAM 01 KM
IRANAMADU East 01 KM - 57 Captured on 15-01-09
Kaddaikadu 01 KM - 58 Captured on 15-01-09
KALAMADUKULAM 01 KM - 57 Captured on 17-01-09
KULAWEDDIDAL 01 KM - TF 2 Captured on 12-01-09
Kalmadukulam 01 KM
Ka'ndaava'lai 01 KM 58 Captured on 18-01-09
KARUPPADDAMURIPPU 01 KM
Keridattadu 00 KM - TF 4 Captured on 12-01-09
Kevil 00 KM - 53 Captured on 11-01-09
KULAWEDDIDAL 01 KM
Mamulai 01 KM
Marathampuval 01 KM
Masar 01 KM
Mullativu 00 KM - 59 Captured on 25-01-09
Murusamoddai 00 KM - 58 Captured on 12-01-09
Olumadu 01 KM
Palamattalan 01 KM
PALLEYADIRAKKAM 01 KM
PANDISUNDAN 01 KM
Periyakulam 01 KM
PIRAPPAVADDUVAN 01 KM - 59 Captured on 17-01-09
Pu'liyampokka'nai 01 KM - 58 Captured on 17-01-09
Puliyansekkaran 01 KM
Punnainiravi 01 KM
Puththukudirippu 01 KM
Ramanadhapuram 01 KM - 57 Captured on 16-01-09
Sinnaittimadu 01 KM - 57 Captured on 18-01-09
Tanniyuttu 00 KM - 59 Captured on 12-01-09
THADDAMODDAI 01 KM
Theravikulam 01 KM
Theravikulam 01 KM
Thonikal 01 KM
Udaiyaarkaddu 01 KM
Udayankattukulam 01 KM - TF 2 Captured on 17-01-09
Vaddakkachchi 00 KM - 58 Captured on 12-01-09
Vannankulam 01 KM
Vellamullivaikal 01 KM
Vellikandal 01 KM
Vishwamadu 01 KM - 58 Captured on 25-01-09

VP's Asshole ?? KM

Lalith said...

The following program explains the current war.

WHILE ( area held by LTTP > 0 AND number_of_LTTP_carders > 0)

1 LTTP stay with Civillian
2 Fire at SLA
3 SLA responses
4 Civillian & some LTTP get killed & injured
5 Dispora supporters & TamilNut publish no of casualties in the web & news papers
6 TN jockers & other LTTP supportes in other countries start agitating by protesting, fasting & other crap and asking for Ceasefire
7 International Community & India ignore
8 SLGO ignores, MR/GR/SF ignore & continue to attack LTTP and defeat
9 LTTP withdraws with Civillians (By force)
10 SLA takes over the town/areas
11 Mahen & Peter write stories about tactical withdrawals
12 Dispora supporters believe in tactical withdrawal and keep the dream alive
13 We read Mahen & Peter blogs and laugh from the ASS

Jump_to_sea() OR self_immolation() OR swallow_cn()
END

Puligal said...

"Shocking thermo-baric PAINTBALL GUNS found!"

http://puligal.blogspot.com/2009/02/shocking-thermo-baric-paintball-guns.html

SLA generals need to be educated.

perein said...

Mahen,


Bhanu was struck by a sharpnel in his left thigh. Although the nature of the wound was not fatal the prevailing diabetic condition ...


Each of your leaders has higher sugal level.
They must be so sweet :)

Let them die man, you can save some kids.

Swranajith Udana said...

I do not know whether it is just a coincidence. The two articles published after my comment that Mahen's articles appear to ridcule LTTE, do not seem like ridiculing LTTE. Very interesting.

Pierre said...

Someone talked about day dreams a few weeks ago, you know what happened. Now others are speaking about day dreams as no fucker believes the sun goat.
Those 65,000 will have to return as British Authorities deport them when the war finishes. That's why they try to prolong the war by talking about non existent peace.

Pierre said...

Your revolutionaries have started to run leaving heavy weapons Is it a good omen. They have even stripped off tiger fatigues possibly for VP to screw them from behind or to mingle with the civilians.

Karu said...

You are right mahen, this is another day dream MR like capturing Kilinochchi. As our Sun Goat mentioned in the Mahaweera day speech, it did not come true. So will be any other day dream of MR

tharu22 said...

"Bhanu was struck by a sharpnel in his left thigh. Although the nature of the wound was not fatal the prevailing diabetic condition ..."

The next news....
All top LTTE leaders, VP, Bhanu etc etc. were bitten to death by ants!!
LMAO

Lalith said...

LTTP again using civillian as human shield fired at SLA.

Read below.

"Meanwhile, LTTE terrorists have reportedly continued firing heavy artillery barrages towards troops of the Task Force -2, in general area Udayarkattukulama what defence observers state " a cheap attempt to provocate security forces, triggering retaliatory fire towards the declared civilian safe zone". According to technical data and air surveillance images obtained LTTE terrorists have located artillery guns within the civilian safe zone and using the thousands entrapped as a human shield to prolong the multi-frontal military surge. "

Lalith said...

"SK said

LTTP is hunting sorry army."

Yes SK you are right.

LTTP is hunting since 2006 from Mavil Aru.

Keep your dream alive.

LTTP can soon start hunting sorry SLA army from TN.

Lalith said...

SK said

"sinhala nation is brainwashed by sinhala nation is brainwashed by the racists sinhala media & the racist government "

Yes Yes,

It looks like the whole world, International Community is brainwashed by the racists sinhala media & the racist government.

Pundeyeelam said...

Tharu22, Said

The next news....
All top LTTE leaders, VP, Bhanu etc etc. were bitten to death by ants!!
LMAO

THATS THE BEST ONE FOR 2009 :)
LMAO !!!! :) :DD

Kamsy said...

SK,
"rich & the ruling sinhala racists exploit the poor sinhala & send their sons to war"
You are sitting infront of a computer and commenting on blogpost, so you must be rich as well. I think you should be in the battlefront, coz SLA is really lacking some resistance from LTTE so please go and join with your so called borthers and sure there will be a BULLET for you in a Poor Sinhalease Gun.

No_MESS said...

Lalith - Who will catch the Fat Pig?

T4 will find the Pig dead, with an unused insulin syringe next to him.
We would have preferred to auction him alive - see my post on 18 January 2009 04:07

sri said...

man this mahen seems more like pro-sinhalese to me

he first acted like he is a mad ltte supporter

now he is pretending to release some ltte's sensitive information

to my knowledge he is fucking w/ all the TAMILS

anyways LTTE will strike back or IC will intervene

dream on moda sinhalese, you will never achieve your goal, just like your soldiers who make supreme sacrifice will not attain nirbana or whatever that crap u call it

sri said...

hehe actually i think they will attain nirbana

hehe nirvana means get naked in tamil

:)

Mahen said...

VP (Vesha Pakaya)'s Day Dream

peter ponnaya said...

Ane pawu neda meya

peter ponnaya said...

Hi hi
Click this ho ho

Lalith said...

No_MESS

Thanks

I will note down as Option 8, TF4.

Lalith said...

"sri said...
man this mahen seems more like pro-sinhalese to me

he first acted like he is a mad ltte supporter

now he is pretending to release some ltte's sensitive information

to my knowledge he is fucking w/ all the TAMILS

anyways LTTE will strike back or IC will intervene

dream on moda sinhalese, you will never achieve your goal, just like your soldiers who make supreme sacrifice will not attain nirbana or whatever that crap u call it"

Yes Yes LTTP is striking back from Mavil Aru since 2006.

Keep your EELAM dream alive. You can achieve it in TN not in SL.

Tiger bugger!!!

wijayapala said...

Swranajith Udana,

This is not a pro-LTTE blog and Mahen (the real one) is probably not even Tamil. Look at the following how he is anti-LTTE:

During the last week alone 380 young boys and girls joined the LTTE to bolster its man power to defeat the invading Singala Army. It wont be much longer when the SLA will have to face the brunt of their youthful exuberance.

Exposing LTTE's child soldiers

The LTTE suffered a severe blow this week as the Elephant Pass hero of the LTTE Colonel Bhanu was struck by a sharpnel in his left thigh. Although the nature of the wound was not fatal the prevailing diabetic condition of the Colonel has raised concerns of amputation.

War hero is sickly and getting his leg amputated. Ouch!!

Meanwhile Mr. Selvarasa Pathmanathan has been appointed as the head of the International Wing of the LTTE. His vast experience handling the back end of LTTE affairs will pave the way for a diplomatic assault on Sri Lanka. He will be given the task of resolving the current financial controversy faced by the European heads of the LTTE.

Corruption in LTTE International

In Colombo it is relably learnt that Shanmugalingam Sivashankar alias Poddu Amman is being arranged to leave Sri Lanka after his information on the activities of the Tamil Diaspora has been verified by the intelligence sleuths of MOD.

Most importantly, scaring the pro-LTTE elements in the diaspora!!

Swranajith Udana said...

That is what my speculation is. I believe that the blog pretends to be pro-LTTE, but sometimes the tone is not and other times the subliminal message is not.

Only other explantation is Mahen is incompetent. It is not likely though.

Thanks!

peter ponnaya said...

Dear Brothers,

At this moment don't get upset, see how intelligent our VP is.
Click 1
Click 2

Also don't worry about This


We will achieve our Eelam very soon

Karu said...

I like this Mahen fellow. He is so silly!!. He is like Chemical Ali

Mobe said...

Here's some breaking news for you stupid tamils.

Tomorrow MR is going to bring V.Pakabaharan (whoops! sorry Piribaharan) to watch the Independence Day Parade.

Karu said...

{Blogger Mobe said...

Here's some breaking news for you stupid tamils.

Tomorrow MR is going to bring V.Pakabaharan (whoops! sorry Piribaharan) to watch the Independence Day Parade.}

And MR is going to give VP some presents including some Cognac, few Mark& Spencer shirts, and some insulin

peter ponnaya said...

Fall of VP's dream
Please Click gently

Ritigala Jayasena said...

There had been many so called "Day Dreams" of Rajapakse, but they all became real life nightmares for Velupulli Prapaharan. This too is one such day dream.....which will ultimately be true when you wake up tomorrow on National Day!

Jaya!! Jaya!! Jaya!! Lanka Matha Jaya Sri!!

Sujeewa Kokawala said...

Hemantha;

Re: Sisiran Jayasuriyam

It can be caused by many reasons. But one more important fact is that these ppl feel extremely high placed when they are allowed to talk in front of camera. And make up something big on their own, and think they're the next celebrity.

I have seen this nature very badly among expats [not all], when it comes to a topic about SL. I have met expats who had ideas about EVERY system in SL, how to change it, how to improve it, and why it is not working [sometimes they seem to know who is making messes and all the topnotch laddies around the systems]. It is surely beyond the definition of professionalism.

Following is an idea by a Computer Engineer living in SU for few decades on power crisis which SL faced in late 90s.

We build a huge reservoir up in hills. During rainy times we run all over hydro stations [and add some more] in full power, there will be excess power and using that we pump ocean water into the reservoir we made. We use that water during dry season to generate hydro power

I hope I need no more explanations on how stupid it was.

Problem is first world is run on specialization. Hence you loose some general knowledge. But the high achieving individuals in expat community refuse to accept that when they reach height. Specially when it comes to SL they think they know it all. But SL is a far away place where they sometimes never visited for past decade.

Sisira Jayasuriya is a good example for this. I'd love to know when he last visited SL. How often he call ppl here and how many highly placed informants he has in SL. I wonder whether he spends a bit of time in sites like this at least.

As you said, he is talking about SL, but all what he does is repeating what he gathered from the very media he is speaking to. In another words a Mark Smith, or a Peter Woodenworth [you can use any other name] knows the same as Sisira Jayasuriya about SL.

Of course there can be more incentives paid.We never said every pussycat is tamil, did we?

Sujeewa Kokawala said...

whoops wrong blog

Wardaraja Ramraj said...

ponna VP