Tuesday, 13 January 2009

GoSL Defence Secretary set to give TV interview at 8:30pm Ceylon time on Pongkal Day

Gotabhaya Rajapakse, brother of Sri Lankan President Mahindra Rajapakse and GoSL Defense Secretary is set to give a live address on national TV and Radio tomorrow at 8:30pm Ceylon time. Political and defense observers as well as the general public are expecting the Defense Secretary to announce the surrender of a top level LTTE leader. EFT has reliably learned that Mr Rajapakse will make no such announcement, instead he will focus on the following topics.
1) Failure of the SLA to locate TAF air assets.
For a number of months, the SLA regular units, Commando units and SF units have been scouring the jungles of the Wanni looking for TAF fighter jets and ground equipment. SLAF manned and unmanned surveillance flights have also been trying to locate the TAF assets. So far, the SLDF has failed miserably in locating TAF Zlins, PC-7s and ground handling equipment. The SLDF has managed to locate a few dummy air strips but have not managed to find any significant TAF assets. EFT can confirm that these TAF assets are hidden away in secret locations beyond the reach of the SLDF. TAF has carried out several successful bombing missions targeting Sri Lankan military and economic targets without suffering a single hull loss. The TAF has been the bane of SLAF’s existence.
2) Development plans for the North East
The Defense Secretary is expected to talk about several infrastructure development projects for the NE. Tamil Eelam economic advisors have informed us that these projects are doomed for failure due to dwindling treasury coffers, aid cuts from donor countries, and prevailing economic conditions. The Sri Lankan economy is on the brink of collapse with the Rupee set to deflate to unprecedented levels against the US Dollar.
3) Appeal to civilians to vacate Tamil Eelam
The Defense Secretary will make a heartfelt appeal to the Tamil Eelam civilians trapped by the SLA offensive to come to GoSL administered areas. All our sources indicate that the civilians have vowed to stay on in LTTE administered areas where they are safe from SLA harassment and intimidation. The civilians prefer to live under the rule of the LTTE than the hegemony of the Singhala state.
4) Residents to register with www.citizens.lk
The Defense Secretary is set to announce the implementation of the controversial citizen registration portal. The GoSL has decreed that all residents of Sri Lanka including those of Tamil Eelam must register with MOD administered portal. Political analysts describe the measure as unconstitutional and a gross violation of human rights. The portal is chiefly aimed at registering the details and whereabouts of Tamil civilians. Tamil civilians who are not registered or those that cannot prove a reason for their stay are expected to face severe harassment, arrest and / or arbitrary detention. The timing of this announcement is set to further upset Tamils who are observing Pongkal Day.
We urge our readers to boycott listening to the address by the Defense Secretary and request that they instead listen to the following song.
Once again, we wish our readers a Happy Pongkal.
EFT

40 comments:

tharu22 said...

Terrible acting, music, and camera work. Typical peelam low quality.

asterix said...

Based on a wet dream by Mahen...

Bhairav said...

Mahen,

You have simply failed to provide any news from the LTTE perspective except putting few bits and bytes from pro-govern news sources.

Velavan Master said...

BREAKING NEWS On behalf of Navindran Ponna Master, Sri Lankan economy is on the brink of collapse.

onecountry said...

" TAF fighter jets "

LMAO!!!

Navindran said...

Velavan Master hi. Mahen will be the top idiot as announced by gota as he has failed in his mission. Unfortunately for Sri Lanka, the economy is going to collapse so not need to broadcast.

wijayapala said...

Mahen, the tragedy for Eelamism is that the battlefield reality is not the same as what's in your cute video. By all means continue cranking out such fun, it will not stop the destruction of your separatist goal.

Gayan said...

Mahen..

your vedio is very nice as drama. But it is so far from the truth.
By the way you were asking us to wait some defence news. Im asking from other readers that have we can get any defence news from Mahen's blog?
My answer is he cant achieve his target and im wonder hearing about the "TAF Fighter Jet"
He heeeeeeeeee............

KillerT said...

Mahen seems to be getting more news from the government spurces than from lttp ones.the little bit of true news he provide is from gosl sources.Shows that he is a gosl supporter...

The video.........

It shows lttp black tigers wearing army uniforms on their way for an ellan type attck.(bcos our solders don't speak that filthy language)I always knew those black tigers were real cowards.my doubts were cleared by mahens video...thanks machang.

tharu22 said...

Navindran,
You seem to think that if repeatedly talk of Sri Lankan economy collapsing, it will automatically happen. Dream on boy.. Remember, that tirck didn't work for the 'massive counter attack where SLA would run back to Maavil Aru!!
On a more serious note, even if the economy is shaky at the moment (the whole world is like that), it will not collapse as many powerful countries (India, China etc.) has high stakes here so they would not allow it to happen.
Nobody in the world (except for few jokers in Tamil Nadu, but come on it's not even a country he he!!) want to see an Eelam, bro.
So accept the reality & piss off!!

Velavan Master said...

Ada Navindran Ponna Master, where is the GOSL finding money for Mihin Air , development projects in the East, and now in Killinochi?
http://www.colombopage.com/archive_09/January13151828RA.html

What have you been doing? Didn't I tell you if you don't cut off funding to GOSL I will cut your balls off?
And can you please explain to the stupid diaspora how the Sorry Lanka Rupee falling will hasten the inevitable collapse? I know and you know, but the others are too stupid, you know?

Navindran said...

Navindran (AKA Navindran Seeya ID : 16877388889244119062),

1) Jackass you have blogged over 17 times barely 36 hours after you said that you dont bother to visit this site.

2) Yeah, yeah yeah.. SL economy is crashing... It might happen anytime now, and you've been saying this about 9 times in the last 17 posts. Tell us something new in your next post.

3) Dont you understand english you joker? CHANGE YOUR BLOODY NICKNAME TO Navindran Sr (or Navindran The JackAss or somthing) to avoid confusion. On the other hand you dont have to do this, if you would just stick to your previous comment of "not wasting your time on this blog" and stay out of EF. You can post on DN and DW any number of times cos I will not be posting there, and the readers will not confuse me for you, jackass

Sincerely,

Navindarn (ID : 02890404823145514808)

velluprabhakaran said...

sarath fonseka was right. LTTE are a bunch of clown/jokers! HA HA HA!

Sanjon said...

Palayan ban yanna ....meti poosa

Single said...

it shows the taste of Tamiz who joined the LTTE. They can be converted by showing third class tamil film type songs.

And If you openly asking to boycott a democratic givernments Defence secrtary supproting a banned terrorist organization in USA and UK (where you live), we can write to Google and ask this to be banned/black listed. Unlike others here please be aware they can track your IP and location immediately.

So point is be a reporter and blog owner reporting military affairs (even of terrorists) but not a Terrorist it self

Navindran said...

velluprabhakaran really but why did gota have to put a muzzle on his guard dog and apologise to the jokers unless he is a bigger joker.

My god tharu22, i have never said of a massive counter attack before. Hence those Pro GOSL Mahen types might. Whether you like it or not Sri Lankan economy is collapsing. How many projects does the Sri Lankan government announce only for them to stall or fail.

If i write such things in Sri Lanka, I will be killed. However I spew pinnaku which you guys want to believe to keep the Hambota buffaloa and his family happy i live.

Velavan Master said...

Navindran Ponna Master, I am asking you again, by Shiva's balls can you please explain to the stupid diaspora how the Sorry Lanka Rupee falling will hasten the inevitable collapse?
You are Economic Expert, no?

Navindran said...

Mahen AKA Navindran your frustration reflects a crushing and humuliating defeat. Look if Navindran was not Mahen, one you would have responded and not your norm de gurre Navindran. You cut down the use of navindran because you have been exposed and humuliated.

"money for Mihin Air , development projects in the East, and now in Killinochi"

You beleif this shit. I mean you guys believe your government for everything. As I have postulated once and once again the LTTE need not attack, all it has to do is wait for the time. Are your senile or have you not heard the CPI not the tamilnadu unit but people like Karat come and say tamil eelam is the solution.

Why do you think sarath fonseka is scarificing 1000s of the low caste karva boys to the slaughter house for killi if not knowing that soon the shit is hitting the fan.

Alll advertised development plans is for the elections. Then now and in the future the Sri Lanka portion of the island will be induldged in such sorrid tactics. However Like Singapore Eelam will flourish.

Navindran said...

Well Vmaster you tea prices have collapsed. India is expecting retrenchments of 10 million workers and 20 million from china's 200 million workforce. China has already embarked on its second stimulus 2 days ago. I mean Eelam now under occupation needs foreign support for its soverignity to be reconigised. But here you yourself are postulating 2countries who are in serve economic difficulties to prop up your failed and bankrupt state shows how stupid you are.

Navindran said...

Do you think China will prop you up. Pakistan itself was turned down and had to seek the IMF for loans. IMF equals to subjecation. In Sri Lankan's terms it means that mahindha cannot run his bankrupt policies.

many months ago they raised and burnt 500 million in raising money in the open market. With an S&P downgrade it just menas it hader to raise money. Hence to service the intrest beyond servicing the debt Sri Lanka has to pay an unimaginable price for money. How much longer can you think Sri Lanka can last.

Mahen is a joker. Thanks to the pressure the Sri lankan government was placing on the LTTE funding in Europe, alot of money must be placed out of the country. Else how do you think they kept unloading the arti shells etc.

Hence the money left the markets when things were booming. Its ironic that sri lanka has probabily saved the LTTE. However Premedasa is the first in the series.

velluprabhakaran said...

[velluprabhakaran really but why did gota have to put a muzzle on his guard dog and apologise to the jokers unless he is a bigger joker.]

navindran,

gota likes entertainment. he probably didn't want the jokers to stop the show.

i add TRO to the clown list (my personal list, not sarath's) for being the first internationally banned group to appeal for international help to bail out an internationally banned terrorist organisation. sounds complicated but it's funny. ha ha ha!

the jokes continue. next to join the list? ha ha ha!

velluprabhakaran said...

[Its ironic that sri lanka has probabily saved the LTTE. However Premedasa is the first in the series.]

navindran has just accepted that LTTE kills people it gets help from. thanks.

that's the lesson mahinda learned whilst all others before him missed the message. ranil plays it safe.

Navindran said...

In the middle east the markets and economies have tanked. I expect people like some of the bloggers hear to be sent home. As it is global investment house has tanked.

Sarath knows without a 300000 armed forces they cannot hold the region. So does LTTE. Hence they have gone to mullaithivu. You are stupid enough to not realise that Mahindha and gang slipped in casulty figures in your eupohria over Killi. Many who subscribe to defencenet, defencewire and this blog know that they are nothing more then an alternative defence.lk. You call tamilnet, tamilnut but at the end of the day, you still go and read it because you know with so many people getting killed for telling the truth, how can these guys keep doing it.

Defencewire said 100 KIA. Then in blog inside he said he was under pressure due to revealing it. Its simple when LTTE photographic evidence is so strong you need to counter it beyond the defence.lk releases. Hence another figure to restore confidence. You do not want your hard earned remmitance being bured like this.

The government with the banning of tamilnet and releasing and finally mahindha taking over the media ministry, killing rivals has sealed the deal.

LOOK AT SATYAM, IT WAS DOING SO WELL, OPPS NO!!!!

Navindran said...

velluprabhakaran mahindha is LTTE biggest gift. Just like why al qaida called obama a house negro. They know obama will destroy their propaganda. They know bush was their best friend.

Do you really think the LTTE depends on TNA. The TNA being allied to the LTTE is the most important factor. They are not the ends to the means. It goes to show that the tamils are behind the LTTE. I mean how many tamils do you have in your army.

Why does the army not integrate them in. I mean karuna crushed the sri lankan armed forces in elphant pass and was the reason for killing a brigadier. Why is he not at least a brigadier in the army.

velluprabhakaran said...

navindran,

u worry about LTTE economy (what's that?) & thalaivar. we'll worry about sri lanka, it's economy & mahinda. don bother.

so don get ur blood pressure up. ha ha ha!

Navindran said...

This blog and its author have faced a crushing and humulaiting defeat. Your physcops and all other shit has collapsed. I blog not for your sake. I blog because there are tamils and sinhalese who should know the fraud these blogs are.

The killed a good man who loved his country. The editor of Sunday leader. I will say this again, there was, is and will be good in the sinhalese people. Unfortunately for evil to succeed, good man just have to do nothing.

Its unfortunate but this amulgated country today known as Sri Lanka is going to split to Sri Lanka and eelam. You should hope that the Sri Lanka that remains does not turn into a bankrupt military dictarship bent of disrupting eelam like pakistan.

Singapore and malaysia have split and are living amicabily. Singapore believes in meritocracy. Hence it is doing much better then Malaysia. However Malaysia is changing and soon will become better.

velluprabhakaran said...

[I will say this again, there was, is and will be good in the sinhalese people. Unfortunately for evil to succeed, good man just have to do nothing.]

before bus bombs go off how do u seperate the good sinhala from the bad? ha ha ha!

velluprabhakaran said...

[However Malaysia is changing and soon will become better]

yea, for the malays. ha ha ha!

Navindran said...

velluprabhakaran, if thats the case you will not have bothered of my comment and rebutted. You have exposed yourself and faced a crushing and humiliating defeat.

The Eelam economy, LTTE is an organisation fighting to rid it of its equation. Eventaully it will have to intigrate like the ANC or any freedom movement into the mainstream.

Indonesia was seemily doing weel under a US backed dictatorship. It collapsed. the Rupiah went from 1 US to 3000 to 1 to 18000. Today in the criss it is about 1 to 11000. Its acheh independence movement has been solved which suharatoa used for his own politics. Still water runs deep.

Navindran said...

velluprabhakaran for your info, Malays in SIngapore are financially well off in comparision to their cousins in Malaysia. There is no qouta or other systems to help them.

Hence through hardwork in 2 generations they have improved. This put the heat of the malaysian leaders who were using race to bankrupt the country. Yes the rinngit nearly collapse and the malayalee like mahindha called mahathir used billions of the state money including for their oil company to save many of his friends and family.

Today malaysia is on her way to reject racial politics. Calling you self disadvantaged is called yourself handicapped.

Because the polticians word it that you are the majority and deerve the priveleges, the people not realise that the politicians are actually calling them handicap. Do you park in the handicap lot.

Navindran said...

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The killed a good man who loved his country. The editor of Sunday leader.
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Did Lasantha LOVE HIS COUNTRY?

:)

Navindran said...

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This blog and its author have faced a crushing and humulaiting defeat. Your physcops and all other shit has collapsed.
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Mahen, any thoughts on this? Have you faced a crushing and humiliating defeat like what LTTE is facing now?

Raptor said...

[ SF units have been scouring the jungles of the Wanni looking for TAF fighter jets and ground equipment]

Ok to say Zlins and PC-7's are FIGHTER JETS is a blatant lie.

[The TAF has been the bane of SLAF’s existence]

This is to say the least, a slight exaggeration. The SLAF has been vert succesful in supporting ground units on their recapture of Sri Lankan territory from the terrorists.

The fact they have only managed to shoot down one of the tin cans is more down to not having the proper technology.

Ok now I have trained as an economist and I work in a large investment bank so I really have to give my 2 cents on the next two 'claims' made by an obviously uneducated real estate agent.

[Tamil Eelam economic advisors have informed us that these projects are doomed for failure due to dwindling treasury coffers, aid cuts from donor countries, and prevailing economic conditions]

Tamil Eelam again does not exist and you do not have economic advisors. Most of the infrastructure projects will be carried out using foreign money. The ADB, WB, JBIC and other international institutions will step forward to fund these projects. Most of them will be basic infrastructure, such as roads, power, water etc. There should be no problems in doing this.

When people are resettled back in their homes, the private sector will take over. The increasing demand for goods will see the private sector investing in these areas. I know for a fact that the major telecoms operators are already drwaing up plans to invest. If the war is finished withing this year, I predict economic growth for 2010 to be atleast 6% and rise in the next few years and we could reach levels of 10% or more.

[The Sri Lankan economy is on the brink of collapse with the Rupee set to deflate to unprecedented levels against the US Dollar]

It is a well known fact that the SL Rupee is overvalued as the CB props it up using reserves. The Rupee depreciating can only benefit the country, as it makes our exports cheaper and thus gives us a competitive advantage over other lower cost producers. PROPER analysts (not your bogus Eelam ones) think the rupee needs to be devalued by 10-20% agaisnt the USD.

So please Mahen, get your facts straight before writing this dribble and misinforming people who come here in the hope of hearing how Eelam is great and the tigers are winning the war. Your doing what the LTTE has done for years, lie and keep people in hope of something thats not going to happen.

As someone once said, hope is not a strategy.

Velavan Master said...

Navindran Ponna Master, when we make EElam I make you Minister of Humour and Senile affairs ok?

Why do you think sarath fonseka is scarificing 1000s of the low caste karva boys to the slaughter house for killi if not knowing that soon the shit is hitting the fan.

Er yes, why would he do that if the shit is hitting the fan anyway? I can't also understand.

Economic Master has still not explained to the diaspora why the currency falling will collapse the economy?

I see that all your hopes and dreams have crashed, and your only hope is now Sorry Lanka economy to collapse. Please Ponna Master, have faith in our elite fighting cadres, who are 100% preserved in Mulativu forest (or in Singalam hospitals because we can't come out of forest to accept bodies anymore). Please keep sending your toilet cleaning wages.

Elara® said...

Hello my dear Mahen, hello!

I am of course aware that our sole representatives® also go by the name of Ellalan Force, but I must say I am very pleased to see that you too have chosen my most glorious name as the URL for this totally truthful website.

Kudos to you for giving us this exclusive scoop on that most racist homophobic Gothabaya's speech. We are 185% certain now more than ever that Sorry Lanka's economy will collapse! We have been waiting for it to happen since (Sun) God knows when! Not to mention the fact that our mighty TAF (Takaran Air Force) is still fully useful to Thalaivar's cause of achieving Eelam (which is just around the corner as always)! See how far we've come thanks to our Flying Takaran JETS! They have done great work for us so far!

Soon our invincible LTTE will launch their Great Counter-Attack™! I am sure Pottu Amman has totally NOT told the GoSL about it!

Eelam is just around the corner. Just wait and see™!

JWick said...

More unclaimed bodies of LTTE cadres in hospitals of Sri Lanka
Wednesday, January 14, 2009, 6:49 GMT, ColomboPage News Desk, Sri Lanka.

Jan 14, Vavuniya: The number of unclaimed bodies of LTTE cadres killed in recent battles lying at the Vavuniya hospital has risen to 48, hospitals sources said.

The International Committee of Red Cross (ICRC) in Sri Lanka said that they are still unable to hand over the bodies of LTTE cadres killed during the battles in Northern Sri Lanka as LTTE officials had not come forward to accept them.

According to the sources in Vavuniya the bad smell is spreading throughout the area as the bodies are decomposing severely.

Vavuniya hospital said that 13 out of these bodies were of female cadres.

Police confirmed that some bodies are lying at the Vavuniya hospital since last week. Authorities need to obtain permission from the courts before they can bury the corpses.


Mahen, surely they must be civilians?? Why no Tamilnet propaganda about them?

Vibe said...

60 million donkeys, no homeland :)

Leo Sadeepa said...

"SF units have been scouring the jungles of the Wanni looking for TAF fighter jets and ground equipment. "

TAF Fighter jets , that was hilarious !! Good one Mahen..

Lalith said...

Here is the Pai Thongal Gift

LTTP tactically withdrew from Chundikulam.

Situation as at 15-01-09

VP's Pressure 142 101
VP's Weight 146 KG

Aiyamperumal 01 KM
AMPAKAMAM 01 KM
Ampalavanpokkanai 01 KM
Chalai 01 KM
Chilarattai 01 KM
Chu'ndikku'lam 00 KM ----- 55 Captured on 14-01-09
Dharmapuram 00 KM ----- 58 Captured on 13-01-09
Kaddaikadu 01 KM
Kalmadu 01 KM
Ka'ndaava'lai 01 KM
KERIDAMADU 01 KM
Keridattadu 00 KM ----- TF 4 Captured on 12-01-09
Kevil 00 KM ----- 53 Captured on 11-01-09
Mamulai 01 KM
Murusamoddai 0.5 KM
Masar 01 KM
Mullativu 0.5 KM
MULLIWAVALAI 01 KM
Periyakulam 01 KM
Pu'liyampokka'nai 01 KM
Punnainiravi 01 KM
Puththukudirippu 01 KM
Tanniyuttu 00 KM ----- 59 Captured on 12-01-09
THADDAMODDAI 01 KM
Tharmapuram 01 KM
Theravikulam 01 KM
THONIKAL 01 KM
Vaddakkachchi 0.5 KM
Vannankulam 01 KM
Vellamullivaikal 01 KM
Vellikandal 01 KM
Vetthalaikarnni, 01 KM
Vettilaikkeni 01 KM
Vishwamadu 01 KM

VP's Asshole ?? KM

JWick said...

So now that it is clear Mahen had absolutely no idea what GR was going to say, we hereby rename this blog as;

ELLALAN FART ?