Friday, 9 January 2009

Supreme Commander alive and well

A malicious rumour is circling in Sri Lanka and abroad that the Commander in Chief of the LTTE and the President of Tamil Eelam, Velupillai Pirapaharan has been confirmed killed by an SLAF air strike or captured alive by the SLA. The Ellalan Force Team (EFT) managed to get in touch with our Wanni sources and we can confirm that no harm has befallen our leader. The Commander is safe in the Wanni and is directing his troops from a secret location. I urge all readers not to believe these completely unsubstantiated claims.

This coming Sunday, we will publish our first weekly defence column.

EFT

19 comments:

Velavan Master said...

Phew, what a relief. Thanks Mahen, I was pissing myself with worry.

Sanjeewa said...

supreme commander alive in a well? great hiding place - safe from SLAF air strikes! great tactics from the supremo

Pottu said...

Sanjeewa,

Good one mate. Almost fell out of my chair laughing. LOL!

perein said...

Mahen,
Can your contact then reveal the location of your leader?
LOL

aka said...

i see that yet again "Commander in Chief of the LTTE and the President of Tamil Eelam" has made a "excellent " decision to "strategically" withdraw from EPS. and does it really matters if he live. he's 50+ who has lot of diseases and seems like he would drop dead if he misses his doctor 4 a week.

Acromantula said...

I remember reading stories like this...only thing is it was at tamilnet.tv

Are u sure u arnt running that site too??

LMAO

Thoughtful Guy said...

ha ha ha...now see who is afraid of the inevitable....

Rajan said...

any defection in ltte ranks?

Velavan Master said...

Ok, not funny. Who defected now? Soosai or Poddu? Mahen anna, my contacts are not talking.. what about yours?

Panhinda said...

Good news. Thank you.

Nisal said...

[[ Rajan said...

any defection in ltte ranks?]]


No.. No.. Nothing..

Everything is going as planned, no worries, LTTE is in a process of completing the tactical/strategical/systematical withdrawals as planned. Our thalevar is about to declare TE. Just sit back and relax.

In fact, there is a defection in GOSL side. (read mahen's previous post).

Ranil said...

ha ha ha
mahen...too bad bro!
this aint about VP mate...
call up your contacts and check again :)

quickfinish said...

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quickfinish said...

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Ranil said...

lpte morons latest high tech weapon...
OBAMA-2009 :) :)

quickfinish said...

திருமலையில் சிறிலங்கா படையினர் மீது கிளைமோர் தாக்குதல்: 12 படையினர் பலி
[வெள்ளிக்கிழமை, 09 சனவரி 2009, 03:46 பி.ப ஈழம்] [தாயக செய்தியாளர்]
திருகோணமலை மாவட்டத்தில் உள்ள பன்குளம் பகுதியில் இன்று சிறிலங்கா படையினர் மீது தமிழீழ விடுதலைப் புலிகள் நடத்திய கிளைமோர் தாக்குதலும் அதனைத் தொடர்ந்து நடத்தப்பட்ட துப்பாக்கிச் சூட்டிலும் 12 படையினர் கொல்லப்பட்டுள்ளதுடன் மேலும் 6 பேர் படுகாயமடைந்துள்ளனர்.

இது தொடர்பாக விடுதலைப் புலிகள் தெரிவித்துள்ளதாவது:

பன்குளத்திலிருந்து மொறாவேவ நோக்கி உழவூர்தியில் சென்று கொண்டிருந்த சிறிலங்கா படையினர் மீது இன்று வெள்ளிக்கிழமை காலை 8:55 நிமிடமளவில் விடுதலைப் புலிகள் கிளைமோர் தாக்குதல் நடத்தியதுடன் துப்பாக்கிச் சூட்டினையும் நடத்தினர்.

மொறாவேவ பகுதியில் நடத்தப்பட்ட இத்தாக்குதலில் சிறிலங்கா படைத்தரப்பில் 12 பேர் கொல்லப்பட்டுள்ளதுடன் மேலும் 6 பேர் படுகாயமடைந்தனர் என விடுதலைப் புலிகள் மேலும் தெரிவித்தனர்.

quickfinish said...

Ranil said...

lpte morons latest high tech weapon...
OBAMA-2009 :) :)

AND YOURS?

scores of young poor SLA recruits?

STFU

Susan said...

According to research, past ruthless dictators faced one of the following fates:

* Was killed by member of his group
* committed suicide
* captured and executed

Examples:
Hitler, Sadam .....
Any guesses who will be next....

Animal, evil Praba with a grand entry to hell so that he will be in hiding permanently in hell with all LTTE members. The god will allocate him to one of the options for killing innocent Sri-lankans.

Praba ROT,ROT, ROT ...in hell for ever.

Shelly said...

hey dude, i thinks its time to remove the link on your blog, top right hand cornet, the first link, coz that is only a dream,..