Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Mullaitivu "capture" - the truth revealed

Sources in Ceylon indicate that the Singala people of the island are euphoric about the "capture" of the small fishing hamlet of Mullaitivu. SLA units from the 7th Gemunu Watch (7GW) moved into the hamlet on Sunday while the LTTE were preparing to tactically withdraw.

Unfortunately, some of the LTTE cadres were caught off guard and were unable to withdraw in line with orders, around 200 of them are said to be trapped in the hamlet, their fate is unknown. Some sources speculate that these cadres were killed by the SLA in violation of universal battle norms. Foreign service agents of the LTTE are hard at work to lobby friendly countries to try and force the GoSL to handover Brigadier Nandanan Udawatte and Lieutenant Colonel Chaminda Lamahewa - CO of the 7GW. Once extradited, the Brigadier would face trial in Hague for war crimes.

The 7th GW are known to have suffered heavy casualties during their assault on Mullaitivu, EFT reported earlier that the SLA was facing heavy resistance in Chilawatte, the SLA was unable to move into Mullaitivu from this front as the Tigers bravely held onto the Chilawatte FDLs. The 7th GW had to resort to these desperate commando strikes with the support of the Special Boat Squadron (SBS) of the SLN as the SLA units in Chilawatte were stalled. The SLA are invading our homeland amid untold miseries to our people, Wanni civilians are in the middle of an unprecedented humanitarian catastrophe. Basic health services have all but ceased and the people are facing severe hardships due to lack of adequate shelter and food. The safe zone declared by the SLA is a sham. EFT wonders how long the International Community is going to keep numb over this unraveling catastrophe.

EFT would like to note that 7GW is named after a wayward Singala "Prince" who wrested control of the island from the Tamil King Ellara. The Singalas' own historical chronicles - the Mahavamsa mentions that King Ellara was a fair and just ruler admired and respected by all ethno-religious communities in the island. The King was said to have put to death his own blood relations for violating Buddhist shrines. Our blog is a tribute to this popular King.

GoSL intelligence agencies who are holding the former second in command of the LTTE are reported to be changing his detention place regularly. The GoSL is keeping Poddu Amman away from both the Ceylon Judiciary system and India. Tamil Nadu is exerting severe pressure on Delhi to safely extract Poddu out of Ceylon.

The Indian External Affairs Minister - Pranab Mukherjee is in Ceylon to discuss security matters. However, our sources tell us the visit is a sham designed to appease Tamil Nadu sentiments. The Congress led Indian Government has never shown any real intentions to address Tamil grievances, the Congress washed their hands off the Tamil issue following the assassination of Rajiv Ghandhi. The visit is a show of face to the Congress coalition partners in Tamil Nadu. India is trying to fool Tamils by putting on these diplomatic displays, Tamils however aren't taken in by these dishonest tactics. Sources also tell us the India is turning its table against the LTTE and is colluding with the GoSL in hindering our liberation struggle by providing military and logistical support to the SLDF. North Indian politicos who are the kingmakers in the Congress party are pressurising the center to be anti LTTE as they fear a Tamil Nadu insurgency if the LTTE is given a base to operate in south India.

Meanwhile SLA's 58th division has entered the Visuamadhu junction in A35 and is struggling to wrest control in the Visuamadhu village. EFT will keep our readers posted on the new developments.

EFT would like to clarify that the Supreme Leader is still in Tamil Eelam and commanding our troops from the front.

EFT would like to request our readers to continue participating in the opinion poll. The results of the poll will be published on the 4th of February.

EFT

37 comments:

Elara® said...

*Some sources speculate that these cadres were killed by the SLA in violation of universal battle norms.*

Yes! We totally did not violate the Geneva Convention by killing 1200 Sinhaloids back in 1996 in the totally insignificant worthless ghost town of Mullaitivu!

*EFT would like to note that 7GW is named after a wayward Singhala "Prince" who wrested control of the island from the Tamil King Ellara. The Singhalas' own historical chronicles - the Mahavamsa mentions that King Ellara was a fair and just ruler admired and respected by all ethno-religious communities in the island.*

Yes! That ultra-homophobic GENOCIDAL™ Dutugemunu royally kicked my ass back then!

*The King was said to have put to death his own blood relations for violating Buddhist
shrines.*

Totally smart, wasn't I? By executing my only son for killing a calf, I ensured that Dutugemunu wouldn't have any trouble from my bloodline after he sent me to Eelam in the sky!

*Our blog is a tribute to this popular King.*

Thank you, Mahen. I am deeply touched :)

velluprabhakaran said...

punnaku injections wanted at mullathivu hospital. we don need them.

bye. ha ha ha!

Bhairav said...

Mahen,

What we have left to lose now? What's the next step for LTTE? Since we hear unprecedented amount of war crimes inflicted on the fleeing civilians in Vadamarachi and those who took shelter in the Vavunia detention camps, how can these Wanni people go to cleared areas?

Vavunia news say SLA is on raping spree.

Sinha Patiya said...

Mahen,

Why don't you ask them to Tactically withdraw from entire Sri Lanka So we can live peacefully in our Country.

peter ponnaya said...

Mahen,

Palayan pakayo yanna, Ube ammata hukanne netuwaa, cariya

Sinha Patiya said...

Mahen,

By the way cant you find So called Tamil nationals to Vote on LTTE?
Cos I see still More than 84% in your EFT Opinion Poll thinks that,
LTTE should unconditionally surrender and enter rehabilitation.

How can you expect to win a separate country if you cant win even a silly Opinion Poll?

You are real losers.

tharu22 said...

1. "...the "capture" of the small fishing hamlet of Mullaitivu."

Isn't it funny that the 'biggest' town held by the LTTE was a small fishing hamlet and now that's gone too. hooo hooo

2. "LTTE cadres were caught off guard and were unable to withdraw in line with orders, around 200 of them are said to be trapped in the hamlet, their fate is unknown"

Don't worry Mahen, they'll be treated exactly the same way SLA was treated in 1996 (by the LTTE). Now I'm sure you'll agree that LTTE never broke Geneva conventions. So nothing no worry pal.

2. "The Singalas' own historical chronicles - the Mahavamsa mentions that King Ellara was a fair and just ruler admired and respected by all ethno-religious communities"

This only shows that Mahawansa is an accurate & unbiased record of Sri Lanka's history. Thanks for finally agreeing on this. Now go and convince all peelamists that the "Mahawamsa mindset" was ine afterall!

4. "Congress washed their hands off the Tamil issue following the assassination of Rajiv Ghandhi."

Mmmm.. wonder why? Wonder who killed him? Any idea?

5. And finally, Navindran come out of your hiding. We need your jokes on the economy!

Shammi said...

"
Unfortunately, some of the LTTE cadres were caught off guard and were unable to withdraw in line with orders, around 200 of them are said to be trapped in the hamlet, their fate is unknown. Some sources speculate that these cadres were killed by the SLA in violation of universal battle norms "

killing thousands of civilians and attacking religious places and massacring village people are according to the universal battle norms..

these comments are good for you rotten toilet cleaners.. ha ha...

Ane palayan do yanna..

Blucher said...

Welcome back Mahen. We were missing the entertainment.

Some sources speculate that these cadres were killed by the SLA in violation of universal battle norms.

What the fuck are the norms of war if it is not killing the enemy in combat? Are 7GW supposed to paintball the terrorists?

Unlike the LTTE which killed 700 SLA soldiers who surrendered to them at Mulaitivu in 1996 these pussycats were killed while they were armed and fighting.

Foreign service agents of the LTTE are hard at work to lobby friendly countries to try and force the GoSL to handover Brigadier Nandanan Udawatte and Lieutenant Colonel Chaminda Lamahewa - CO of the 7GW. Once extradited, the Brigadier would face trial in Hague for war crimes.

Friendly countries for LTTE would be Myanmar, Cambodia, Eritrea and UK. Fortunately for Nandana Udawatte you are not asking for him to be sent to one of those shitholes.

Mahen why don't you carry out a citizens arrest of Brig Udawatte? Make sure to wear plenty of Pampers before you try because when you see him you will pee a lot.

DutuGemunu was the first to reunite SL. In Sinhala "Dutu" also means to "see". All the diaspora thought the capture of Kili was a day dream "seen" by Mahinda. Now Dutu-Mahinda will be the second to reunite SL.

If you dare rise again not only will the GemunuWatch but the MahindaWatch will be waiting to crush you.

Blucher said...

Mahen:

When are you recapturing Nachchikuda?

Blucher said...

If Mulaitivu is a fishing hamlet no wonder only MR, a man of the South, appreciated it while the Hill Country Bandas didn't.

Blucher said...

If Elara executed his son for killing a cow it proves that thru the entirety of their history tamils have valued stupid cows over humans.

ifuckprabasdaughter said...

he he Mahen ponaya, and Bhairav Modaya
• 200 only : WRONG again… its 2000 trapped in small helmet. Don’t worry We gave the real treatment.. but not your barbarian treatment on 1996.
Brig, N. Udawathe is a hero of sri lankan Tamils.. I saw some families worship him when he walk among them. They call him SUN GOD. As earlier sun goat became balu natta.
• So many ha hoo about rape, Oi get a life.. its not that. I know all you di asss pora are bamboozled with what happen. 1 civilian get ingerd with ocationaly when they should not be next to Terrorists, you call Genocide (LOL) when poor malathi group so desperate and come and plead our boys to give it from dogy style… its not call rape u idiot.. its call having sex. You fuckers haven’t got dick as u all are homos. So don’t worry if u don’t understand all of the terms. Poor Malthi brigade.. to be honest ELF confirmed that FDL commanders are finding difficult to control all tangachi’s as they go bonkers when they see our smart and sexy SLDF boys with a class… u cant blame malthis for that.
• I know now why they blow them self up ( Malthi brigade the suicide machines lol) …
do u know why, ……….they were so frustrated dude. No dicks to blow as all u peelamist haven’t had dicks. Other thing is no peelamist new art of fucking … SO it has become added responsibility to our heroes to keep the harmony and do bit of charity in order to calm them down. As per I witness ‘’they are coming to our fellows with the cunt on their hand’’ . Well our fellows are choosey, I don’t blame them, u cant fuck how desperate the malathies, as some of them look like gorillas. (I do not intend to insult gorillas, u need gorillas to fuck gorillas, so u can fuck the ugly’s ) so SLDF choosiness is fair.. don’t you think???? we Srilankans (SINHALA,TAMIL, MUSLIM)have a class.. so good one get it and others disappointment will come as a complain… … u know the truth.. We sl’s have a class.. Whether its within war zone or out of the war zone.
Let me give u an advice to all you sakilyas.. (LTTE ) … take a bath 2 wise at least, use deodorant, talk slowly, eat when ur mouth shut, don’t lick fingers after eating. don’t spit while eating .etc etc.. Remember fucking is an art. its not something like cleaning toilets.. stop crying out loud when some of peelam terrorist girls get up side down.

• Wait for the big speech of MR, once you herd that story .. u can get the climax.

Lalith said...

Tamil EElam is going to be withdrawn from Sri Lanka to Tamil Nadu very soon.

Then it will a full peace for Sri Lanka.

4C said...

"...the "capture" of the small fishing hamlet of Mullaitivu."

I think this is the fake Mahen.

Neway, I want to tell u pro ltte MF's,
never try to compare u Barbarians with SLA soldiers.
everybody know who u people r and what u've done.

U Barbarians.....,
MF'n Barbarians.....,
U all Die ass Pora tamils r Barbarians.....

MasterOfAll said...
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MasterOfAll said...

Testicle withdrawal as its called these days!

LTTE withdraws from Sri Lanka to save their Testicles :) :) :)

You dumn ass dickheads still don't understand the reality. Keep on dreaming. Enjoy the world's most dummest gay movies of TamilNadu!

Tilo said...

Reality stil hasn't been sunk into the stupid diaspora, you are as dumb as the cows you worship... get a life!!! there will be no more eelam I repeat " NO EELAM" go eat some cow dung and maybe you will grow some brains.... ooops sorry not in this lifetime but maybe the next...

Velavan Master said...

Welcome back Mahen anna! I thought you had tactically withdrawn. Please keep up the accurate and up-to-date reporting straight from the front!

Pierre said...

You f***ers tried to break a piece of Sri Lanka. Now you have failed, you like to call it Ceylon. What a cunt. You seem to like British, try your luck there now that you are fucked here. Now your ealam has become an omelet you call them hamlet.

Ragunath said...

Sinha Patiya said...
Mahen,

By the way cant you find So called Tamil nationals to Vote on LTTE?
Cos I see still More than 84% in your EFT Opinion Poll thinks that,
LTTE should unconditionally surrender and enter rehabilitation.

How can you expect to win a separate country if you cant win even a silly Opinion Poll?

You are real losers.


Sinha Patiya,
Wait till 3rd Feb. Our supreme leader is planning a major attack (cyber). You will see all the opinion changed over night. Hope he would not get caught violating any cyber conventions.
(In worst case scenario we will do a tactical withdrawal of the poll.)

Wait and see on Feb. 4th who the real losers are.

Ragu.

Bentz said...

Guys i think all of u are wasting time trying to bash this guy.It is evident that this guy is not pro ltte and hes only having sum fun..
For an instance he seems to knw da SLA divisions more than he knws abt LTTE. And if u remove some parts and read its almost like tamilnet.tv !!

Just to prove my point
"Foreign service agents of the LTTE are hard at work to lobby friendly countries to try and force the GoSL to handover Brigadier Nandanan Udawatte and Lieutenant Colonel Chaminda Lamahewa - CO of the 7GW. Once extradited, the Brigadier would face trial in Hague for war crimes."

Karu said...

EF, accept the real truth. You have lost the game already.
Anyone who really are believing in this raping stories, wake up-you are really brained washed. Tamils who live outside LTTE controlled area (that was a long time ago)are much more happier than than their counterparts in LTTE controlled area. Those so called Tamil diaspora who believe in stories spread by your propaganda is only amounts to some ppm (parts per million). Look at the result of your survey, if you need any proof. When there was a silence in fast few days, I thought you have committed suicide due to the opinion you got from the poll

slpower said...

Mahen,

Nice work. I have been reading novels which contain stories just like your ones throughout of my life.

I really appreciate your work by providing us imaginory stories at free of charge.

Karu said...

I think we have to agree with Bentz

duzz said...

ITS A FISHING HAMLET!!!

:)) :))

more tactical withdrawals? LOLzzz

Swranajith Udana said...

I feel that the articles written by Mahen ridicule LTTE regardless whether it has been his true intention or not, but his short comments are pro LTTE and anti Sri Lankan.

Karu said...

I think he is telling the truth. It is only a fishing hamlet. That's why some boats (suicide), and submarines were found by our guys

Gayath said...

Mahen,

Why can't LTTE to let Sri Lankan people in vanni to come to south and make "Tactical Withdrawal".

BTW, What happened to your "Bal kumar"?

Navindran said...

Mahen,

Why has the Supreme Leader "tactically donated" our submarines and an artillery gun to the singalese??

Are we going to make any further "tactical donations"??

Why wont the Sorry Lanka economy collapse fast enough and why aren't the Indians helping us?? Where is Vaiko's fighters??

Mahen said...

Blucher (or is it Butcher?)

Let a Tamil teach you moda singala some singala...listen carefully.

Dutu-gemunu = Dushta Garmini
Dushta = wicked
Garmini = son of a slag

Dutugemunu = nasty bastard

So there...

Sinha Patiya said...

So Mahen,

You mean to say Dutugamunu = nasty basted.

Therefore, your so-called powerful Ellara was fucked up by a nasty basted.
Ok, faire enough.

Can u please teach us the meaning of Mahinda Rajapaksha ? B’cos he too fucked your Supreme Leader.

Blucher said...

It is Blucher as in Prussian General Blucher who brought about Napoleon's Waterloo.

Same manner that General Fonseka brought about Fat Pig Napoleon wannabe Velu's Waterloo.

For once I agree with you Mahen. Dutugemunu was a nasty bastard...he kicked you Tamil eelamist wannabes so hard you didn't try anything for the next 2000 years.

Now after Fonseka and Gotabhaya are done with you it will be another 2000 years before a peelamist raises his head.

Dutugemunu's memory lives strong to this day...the LTTE's military HQ (aka fishing hamlet HQ) was captured by 7th Gemunu Watch.

Blucher said...

Sinha Patiya:

New term for Velu's fate = RajaFucksered (Royally Fucked)

Blucher said...

Mahen please thank Velu for latest tactical donation of Unicorn

Why wont the Sorry Lanka economy collapse fast enough

Because Eelam is collapsing even faster than Golden Key. The greatest strain on SL economy is defence expenditure. Now thanks to your tactical donations we are saving expenditure.

Mitwish said...

"EFT wonders how long the International Community is going to keep numb over this unraveling catastrophe."

Don't worry Mahen, the day is not so far. Government forces will complete gaining control of remaining LTTE-held area very soon. All civilians will be free to go and live anywhere in the country. So, your worry is only for few more days (until the LTTE is fully defeated). LTTE is the group who does not let civilians to leave their clutches.

Mitwish said...

Funny thing is, ETF says Mulathivu is a small fishing hamlet, but there had been 200 LTTE terrorist cadres who were unable to withdraw before the government troops captured the area. Then how many LTTE terrorist carders had been there before government captured the area. It should be at least double or more than 200. What the hell such a big LTTE terrorists doing in, if you call it a "Small Fishing Hamlet"?

This is the main fact. From the beginning, Tamils spread lies and misleading news to gain sympathy, and thereby to win a mono ethnic state carved out within the Sri Lankan territory. Since they cannot find real facts to justify their racist movement, they continued to fabricated non-existing stories. This is what the racist Tamils do even today.